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"Biden Just Isn't a Winner," Says 50 year old SF "Healer," Who Cuts Own Hair and Stinks of Pot, From SF Bankruptcy Court Waiting Room

"Biden just isn't Bernie," said the man who declined to give his name due to ongoing bill collecting issues. "I mean, I was like a personal trainer with as many as 3 clients a year - specializing in foam rolling - and because of the establishment I switched to healing and plants and Facebook posts about my plants and I'm getting priced out. I can't believe it."

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