Upset at the high cost of housing in SF, and the amount paid for tuition already, Dads4Dorms cordoned off a 5 square block area of the Tenderloin today and moved their kids into several SROs. One dad told us, "Seriously, people. A SRO is a dorm! We can all see it - it's filthy, there's a shared bath and keys from the 19th century. This isn't a stretch."
SF voters have preemptively ended their dream of having a single honest city official, and opted to screen each one by asking "In what way are you corrupt?" in all standard candidate questionairres. Answers will be scored from 1 to 10, with 1 being a basic campaign finance violation of $10k or less and 10 being setting up a non-profit to launder funds to portly city officials who like to eat. The scale is adjustable - and can go to 100 at least - depending on future FBI complaints, next week's papers and/or Medium.com blog posts.
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