Hackers Retract City of SF Ransom After Only Finding Diversity & Inclusion Meeting Minutes

In an unusual twist, foreign hackers retracted their multi-million dollar ransom demands when they realized all the files they found were from city meetings on diversity & inclusion. Said one hacker who would only tell us his first name, Pavel, "Crazy talk. What is signature block and why it have pronouns??" Another said, "So many meetings. And they just say things that don't sound like English like, 'Let's partner to work together on metrics to be more inclusive and support more meetings and then meet on inclusion to discuss the partnership.'"

Said Vlad, the lead hacker, "We can't accept money if that's what they do all day. So empty. No point."