The SF Board of Supervisors announced today it would create a reparations fund, which was well received by San Francisco's last African American. Previously 13% of the population, African Americans have largely fled the high cost of living for greener pastures. James Spear, the beneficiary, was positive, telling us "I'm glad. I may even have a get together with friends & family - it's next week in Oakland."
SF voters have preemptively ended their dream of having a single honest city official, and opted to screen each one by asking "In what way are you corrupt?" in all standard candidate questionairres. Answers will be scored from 1 to 10, with 1 being a basic campaign finance violation of $10k or less and 10 being setting up a non-profit to launder funds to portly city officials who like to eat. The scale is adjustable - and can go to 100 at least - depending on future FBI complaints, next week's papers and/or Medium.com blog posts.
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