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Oracle Flees San Francisco for Safe Space

Oracle has announced that it will move the OracleWorld conference to Las Vegas due to SF's persistent homeless problem. Saying in a statement, "We need a space that's welcoming for everyone, where we are accepted and tolerated for who we are."

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