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SF Chron Officially Changes Name to SF Cats

"We know that in a city like San Francisco, residents deserve hard-hitting investigative reporting to protect the interests of the people," said the editors, "That's why we're 'meowing out' and changing our focus officially - making your click bait our new cat nip. We think there's so many cat stories out there and we want to bring those to the people of San Francisco."

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