"We know that in a city like San Francisco, residents deserve hard-hitting investigative reporting to protect the interests of the people," said the editors, "That's why we're 'meowing out' and changing our focus officially - making your click bait our new cat nip. We think there's so many cat stories out there and we want to bring those to the people of San Francisco."
"Hey - I'm just doing what I do" said the man, who was directed to the Navigation Center next door. Mayor Breed, reached late in the day, told us "I can't believe it. That took us 5 years to build and $15 million. Does anyone want this job?"
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