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SF City Hall Legalizes Nepotism, Touted as First in the Nation

Overwhelmed by the number of city officials who want to hire their kids, SF legalized nepotism today - touting the many benefits: fewer forms, fewer awkward meetings and more of that "family feel" so often missing from conference rooms.

Said one department executive, who declined to be named, "It's great! I was going to have junior go to another department - or even into another career he would choose - but now he can hang with me all day."

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