In a major step forward for the LGBTQ movement, SF Pride officials have announced they will, in fact, allow gays to participate in the June 2020 parade - even if they happen to be police officers from Alameda County. Said organizers, "See - there's so many of us now it's not like we need everyone on Market. We don't have to be so inclusive. With this surplus of gays, comes a caste system - with police officers as "the untouchables." We don't understand why a law enforcement officer would enforce a law, like evicting trespassers from private property, because if there's one thing we believe at SF Pride: your property ain't private in June."
"Hey - I'm just doing what I do" said the man, who was directed to the Navigation Center next door. Mayor Breed, reached late in the day, told us "I can't believe it. That took us 5 years to build and $15 million. Does anyone want this job?"
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