SF Science March organizers abruptly canceled the upcoming event after they received word that the weird school with the unvaccinated kids, and their stunted parents, were a Yes. "We didn't think they'd actually come. We sent them the invite to be nice, and sorta as a joke. I guess they didn't get it...yet again. I mean, we're liberal and all, but we're not flat earthers. Plus, I don't want to catch anything."
SF voters have preemptively ended their dream of having a single honest city official, and opted to screen each one by asking "In what way are you corrupt?" in all standard candidate questionairres. Answers will be scored from 1 to 10, with 1 being a basic campaign finance violation of $10k or less and 10 being setting up a non-profit to launder funds to portly city officials who like to eat. The scale is adjustable - and can go to 100 at least - depending on future FBI complaints, next week's papers and/or Medium.com blog posts.
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