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SFMTA Quick Build Project Partially Completes in Less than 5 Years, City Rejoices

Our long municipal nightmare of unsightly cars is finally over.

 "No one said it could be done," said MTA officials. The $100 million project, to put nearly two dozen orange cones up across Market street in two places to allow a new neighborhood called Little Amsterdam to flourish, is seen as a model for the rest of the United States. "We need to be a big tent in the City," said officials, "and that means doing away with old notions that roads are for getting around. Our tent is so big, you can put yours on our busiest thoroughfare."

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