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Trump Endorses Chesea Boudin, Tweeting "He's What I Need!"

In a surprising twist, President Trump endorsed a local city official Sunday morning:  DA Chesea Boudin. Calling him "more than I could hope for" Trump tweeted that "Pelosi could convict me, but Cliche Chesea WOULDN'T convict me!! Sad!!" Elaborating, he noted Boudin's qualifications, "he's a 1 stop shop of everything I need to run against - gap-toothed, Kombucha-drinking, renter and dad was in some pathetic terrorist group. He'd free Capone from ALCATRAZ!"

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